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My Phone Battery is My HP Bar Classic Hoodie
Black / S
$39.25 USD
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My Phone Battery is My HP Bar Classic Hoodie
$39.25 USD
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Your Daily Stat Screen, Now on Your Hoodie.
In the RPG of modern life, your phone’s charge is the most relatable health bar. This hoodie turns that daily tech-anxiety into a witty, wearable meme for gamers and anime fans. It’s a clever blend of system interface obsession and real-world survival—perfect for anyone who checks their battery like a critical stat.
For the Always-Connected Fan.
This isn’t just a hoodie; it’s a declaration of a shared modern experience. With its adjustable hood and pocket, it’s built for long commutes, gaming sessions, or any day where your charger feels like a healing potion. The clean, graphic design speaks directly to the generation that lives at the intersection of tech and fantasy.
Product Highlights:
• Classic Hoodie Utility: Features an adjustable drawstring hood and roomy front pocket.
• Clean Graphic Design: Bold, screen-inspired typography that instantly communicates the joke.
• Mid-Weight Comfort: Durable, cozy fabric perfect for daily wear.
• Relaxed Unisex Fit: Designed for all-day comfort, whether your HP is at 100% or running low.
Keep your stats visible and your comfort high.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
GPSR & Additional Information
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country, or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Product information: Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Materials:
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
Fabric Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Made in: Nicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador
Traceability:
- Knitting — Honduras, Bangladesh
- Dyeing — Honduras, Bangladesh
- Manufacturing — Nicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium, and phthalates level requirements.
Care & Maintenance
To keep your Hoodie looking as vibrant as possible, please follow the Care Instructions below.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron the printed or embroidered areas
- Do not steam, or dry: low heat
- Do not dry-clean
Size & Fit
Please refer to the Size Chart in the Description for a better understanding.
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.
Teleportation
We strive to teleport your order as soon as possible after receiving it.
US: Your products will reach you within 2-7 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over $69+ (USD)
CA: Your products will reach you within 10-30 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over $200 (CAD)
UK/EU: Your products will reach you within 10-30 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over £160 (GBP) or €190 (EUR)
AUS: Your products will reach you within 10-30 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over $300 (AUD)
Rest of the World: Your products will reach you within 10-30 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over $269 (USD)
Teleportation is available for almost all countries worldwide. Please refer to the Teleportation price at checkout for the current rates.
Returns & Exchanges
We want every order to arrive in perfect condition. If something isn’t right, here’s how we can help.
Returns & Exchanges
- Returns or exchanges are accepted within 14 days of delivery.
- Items must be unused, unwashed, and in original condition.
- Digital Products are not eligible for returns, refunds, or exchanges.
- Custom/personalized items may not be eligible unless damaged or defective.
- U.S. orders enjoy FREE returns and exchanges.
- For all other regions, return shipping costs are the buyer’s responsibility.
- We are not responsible for return packages that are lost or damaged during transit. Refunds will not be issued for such cases.
Refunds
- Refunds are issued once the returned item is received and inspected.
- Shipping fees (if any) are non-refundable.
- Damaged, defective, or incorrect items qualify for a replacement, refund, or store credit—usually without needing to return the product.
When Receiving Your Package (Important)
To help us assist you quickly:
- Inspect your package as soon as it arrives.
- If the package looks damaged, take photos or an unboxing video.
- Keep all packaging materials until the issue is resolved.
- Report issues promptly for smoother processing.
Need Help?
Read our Return & Refund Policy for more details. For returns or support, Message Us with your order number.