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Patience 404 Not Found Premium Oversized Hoodie
Black / S
$52.50 USD
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Patience 404 Not Found Premium Oversized Hoodie
$52.50 USD
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Your patience buffer is empty, but your comfort is fully loaded. ⏳🤖 Wrap up in the ultimate lazy-day layer with this "Patience 404 Not Found" Premium Oversized Hoodie — because waiting for downloads, buffering, and loading screens is hard enough without being uncomfortable.
Designed for maximum cozy vibes, this hoodie features a soft, heavyweight fleece, a roomy oversized fit, and a clean, no-drawcord hood that’s perfect for gaming marathons, coding sessions, or simply embracing your impatient side in total comfort. Whether you’re waiting for a render, a patch, or just a pizza, this hoodie gets it.
✨ Hoodie Highlights:
- Oversized & Plush: Heavyweight fleece with a brushed interior for cloud-level comfort.
- Relatable Tech Humor: “Patience 404 Not Found” — for anyone who’s ever tapped their foot waiting for progress to load.
- Minimalist Streetwear Style: No-drawcord hood and relaxed fit for an effortless, laid-back look.
- Vintage Tech Vibe: Retro-inspired graphic that’s witty, wearable, and instantly understood.
- Unisex & Versatile: Roomy fit designed for everyone and every low-patience moment.
🎁 Perfect For:
- Programmers & developers watching compile times.
- Gamers & streamers stuck in loading screens.
- Anyone who refreshes, reloads, and reopens with zero chill.
- Gifts for friends who are famously impatient (in the best way).
- Lounging, gaming, working, or waiting — but in style.
Too impatient to wait for the perfect hoodie? Add to Cart — it’s ready to ship. 🛒
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 34-37 | 28 |
| M | 38-41 | 28 ½ |
| L | 42-45 | 29 ½ |
| XL | 46-49 | 30 |
| 2XL | 50-53 | 30 ½ |
| 3XL | 54-57 | 31 |
| CHEST (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 86.4-94 | 71.1 |
| M | 96.5-104.1 | 72.4 |
| L | 106.7-114.3 | 75 |
| XL | 116.8-124.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 127-134.6 | 77.5 |
| 3XL | 137.2-144.8 | 78.7 |
GPSR & Additional Information
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country, or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Product information: Oversized Heavyweight Hoodie | Bella + Canvas 4719
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Materials: Breathable 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester fleece.
Fabric weight: 10 oz./yd² (339 g/m²)
Made in: Guatemala & Nicaragua
Traceability:
- Weaving — Guatemala
- Dyeing — Guatemala
- Manufacturing — Nicaragua
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Care & Maintenance
To keep your Hoodie looking as vibrant as possible, please follow the Care Instructions below.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron the printed or embroidered areas
- Do not steam, or dry: low heat
- Do not dry-clean
Size & Fit
Please refer to the Size Chart in the Description for a better understanding.
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.
Teleportation
We strive to teleport your order as soon as possible after receiving it.
US: Your products will reach you within 2-7 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over $69+ (USD)
CA: Your products will reach you within 10-30 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over $200 (CAD)
UK/EU: Your products will reach you within 10-30 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over £160 (GBP) or €190 (EUR)
AUS: Your products will reach you within 10-30 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over $300 (AUD)
Rest of the World: Your products will reach you within 10-30 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over $269 (USD)
Teleportation is available for almost all countries worldwide. Please refer to the Teleportation price at checkout for the current rates.
Returns & Exchanges
We want every order to arrive in perfect condition. If something isn’t right, here’s how we can help.
Returns & Exchanges
- Returns or exchanges are accepted within 14 days of delivery.
- Items must be unused, unwashed, and in original condition.
- Digital Products are not eligible for returns, refunds, or exchanges.
- Custom/personalized items may not be eligible unless damaged or defective.
- U.S. orders enjoy FREE returns and exchanges.
- For all other regions, return shipping costs are the buyer’s responsibility.
- We are not responsible for return packages that are lost or damaged during transit. Refunds will not be issued for such cases.
Refunds
- Refunds are issued once the returned item is received and inspected.
- Shipping fees (if any) are non-refundable.
- Damaged, defective, or incorrect items qualify for a replacement, refund, or store credit—usually without needing to return the product.
When Receiving Your Package (Important)
To help us assist you quickly:
- Inspect your package as soon as it arrives.
- If the package looks damaged, take photos or an unboxing video.
- Keep all packaging materials until the issue is resolved.
- Report issues promptly for smoother processing.
Need Help?
Read our Return & Refund Policy for more details. For returns or support, Message Us with your order number.