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Caution: May Spontaneously Start a New Life in a Fantasy World Eco Tote Bag
$33.55 USD
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Caution: May Spontaneously Start a New Life in a Fantasy World Eco Tote Bag
$33.55 USD
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Consider This Your Portable Warning Label.
The classic dimensional travel disclaimer now comes in a practical, carry-anywhere format. This eco tote bag turns the iconic "spontaneous transition" trope into a witty, functional accessory for fans who are always prepared for the unexpected—or at least find humor in the possibility.
For the Prepared (and Stylish) Traveler.
Durable, spacious, and ready for anything, this bag is perfect for bookstore runs, convention hauls, or carrying your everyday essentials while you await potential summoning. The bold, caution-label typography ensures your statement is clear, whether you're crossing dimensions or just crossing the street.
Product Highlights:
• Durable & Reusable: Made from sturdy, eco-friendly materials designed for daily adventures.
• Ample Capacity: Plenty of room for light novels, groceries, or portal-jumping supplies.
• Caution Label Aesthetic: Features the iconic warning in authoritative, high-visibility typography.
• Functional & Fun: The perfect sustainable bag for fans who appreciate meta-humor and practical design.
Carry your essentials—and your disclaimer—wherever the narrative takes you.
Size guide
| BAG WIDTH (inches) | BAG HEIGHT (inches) | BAG DEPTH (inches) | STRAP LENGTH (inches) | STRAP WIDTH (inches) | |
| One size | 16 | 14 ½ | 5 | 24 1/2 | 1 |
| BAG WIDTH (cm) | BAG HEIGHT (cm) | BAG DEPTH (cm) | STRAP LENGTH (cm) | STRAP WIDTH (cm) | |
| One size | 40.6 | 36.8 | 12.7 | 61 | 2.5 |
GPSR & Additional Information
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country, or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Product information: Eco Tote Bag | Econscious EC8000
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Materials:
- 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
Other Information:
- Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
- Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
- Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
- 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
- Open the main compartment
Made in: India
Other compliance information:
- Meets the azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.
- The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
- The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
Disclaimer: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
Care & Maintenance
To keep your Bag looking as vibrant as possible, please follow the Care Instructions below.
Care Instructions:
- Hand wash gently or Spot Clean
- Air dry flat
- Do not bleach or tumble dry
- Avoid direct ironing on embroidered or printed areas
- Use a mild detergent
Size & Fit
Please refer to the Size Chart in the Description for a better understanding.
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.
Teleportation
We strive to teleport your order as soon as possible after receiving it.
US: Your products will reach you within 2-7 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over $69+ (USD)
CA: Your products will reach you within 10-30 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over $200 (CAD)
UK/EU: Your products will reach you within 10-30 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over £160 (GBP) or €190 (EUR)
AUS: Your products will reach you within 10-30 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over $300 (AUD)
Rest of the World: Your products will reach you within 10-30 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over $269 (USD)
Teleportation is available for almost all countries worldwide. Please refer to the Teleportation price at checkout for the current rates.
Returns & Exchanges
We want every order to arrive in perfect condition. If something isn’t right, here’s how we can help.
Returns & Exchanges
- Returns or exchanges are accepted within 14 days of delivery.
- Items must be unused, unwashed, and in original condition.
- Digital Products are not eligible for returns, refunds, or exchanges.
- Custom/personalized items may not be eligible unless damaged or defective.
- U.S. orders enjoy FREE returns and exchanges.
- For all other regions, return shipping costs are the buyer’s responsibility.
- We are not responsible for return packages that are lost or damaged during transit. Refunds will not be issued for such cases.
Refunds
- Refunds are issued once the returned item is received and inspected.
- Shipping fees (if any) are non-refundable.
- Damaged, defective, or incorrect items qualify for a replacement, refund, or store credit—usually without needing to return the product.
When Receiving Your Package (Important)
To help us assist you quickly:
- Inspect your package as soon as it arrives.
- If the package looks damaged, take photos or an unboxing video.
- Keep all packaging materials until the issue is resolved.
- Report issues promptly for smoother processing.
Need Help?
Read our Return & Refund Policy for more details. For returns or support, Message Us with your order number.