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Have You Tried Getting Hit By A Truck? Eco Tote Bag

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$33.55 USD

Have You Tried Getting Hit By A Truck? Eco Tote Bag

$33.55 USD

The Ultimate Isekai Gateway... Now in Reusable Form.

The classic (and darkly hilarious) suggestion for starting your fantasy adventure now comes in a practical, planet-friendly format. This eco tote bag features the iconic Truck-kun meme, turning a running isekai joke into a functional accessory for grocery runs, comic shop visits, or carrying your otherworldly transition supplies.

For Fans with a Morbidly Practical Streak.
Durable, roomy, and ironically wholesome, this bag is for the connoisseur of isekai tropes who also values sustainability. It’s a conversation piece that balances dark anime humor with everyday utility—perfect for fans who don’t take their fantasy logistics too seriously.

Product Highlights:
• Durable & Reusable: Made from sturdy, eco-friendly materials built for heavy daily use.
• Generous Capacity: Fits groceries, books, or all your dimensional travel essentials.
• Dark Humor Design: Features the quintessential isekai suggestion in bold, eye-catching typography.
• Functional Conversation Starter: The perfect bag for conventions, college, or any trip where you might meet a fellow fan with a similar sense of humor.

Carry your goods, not guilt—single-use plastics are the real villain.

Size guide

	BAG WIDTH (inches)	BAG HEIGHT (inches)	BAG DEPTH (inches)	STRAP LENGTH (inches)	STRAP WIDTH (inches)
One size	16	14 ½	5	24 1/2	1

	BAG WIDTH (cm)	BAG HEIGHT (cm)	BAG DEPTH (cm)	STRAP LENGTH (cm)	STRAP WIDTH (cm)
One size	40.6	36.8	12.7	61	2.5

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country, or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Product information: Eco Tote Bag | Econscious EC8000
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Materials:

100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill

Other Information:

Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
Open the main compartment

Made in: India

Other compliance information:

Meets the azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.
The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan

Disclaimer: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.

To keep your Bag looking as vibrant as possible, please follow the Care Instructions below.

Care Instructions:

Hand wash gently or Spot Clean
Air dry flat
Do not bleach or tumble dry
Avoid direct ironing on embroidered or printed areas
Use a mild detergent

Please refer to the Size Chart in the Description for a better understanding.

Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.

We strive to teleport your order as soon as possible after receiving it.

US: Your products will reach you within 2-7 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over $69+ (USD)

CA: Your products will reach you within 10-30 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over $200 (CAD)

UK/EU: Your products will reach you within 10-30 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over £160 (GBP) or €190 (EUR)

AUS: Your products will reach you within 10-30 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over $300 (AUD)

Rest of the World: Your products will reach you within 10-30 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over $269 (USD)

Teleportation is available for almost all countries worldwide. Please refer to the Teleportation price at checkout for the current rates.

We want every order to arrive in perfect condition. If something isn’t right, here’s how we can help.

Returns & Exchanges

Returns or exchanges are accepted within 14 days of delivery.
Items must be unused, unwashed, and in original condition.
Digital Products are not eligible for returns, refunds, or exchanges.
Custom/personalized items may not be eligible unless damaged or defective.
U.S. orders enjoy FREE returns and exchanges.
For all other regions, return shipping costs are the buyer’s responsibility.
We are not responsible for return packages that are lost or damaged during transit. Refunds will not be issued for such cases.

Refunds

Refunds are issued once the returned item is received and inspected.
Shipping fees (if any) are non-refundable.
Damaged, defective, or incorrect items qualify for a replacement, refund, or store credit—usually without needing to return the product.

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