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Have You Tried Getting Hit By A TRUCK? Premium Sweatshirt
Black / S
$41.25 USD
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Have You Tried Getting Hit By A TRUCK? Premium Sweatshirt
$41.25 USD
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The Isekai Gateway, Mastered in Comfort.
The question that starts countless adventures now comes in its coziest form. This premium sweatshirt wraps the iconic—and darkly humorous—truck trope in soft, brushed fleece. It’s for the dedicated fan who appreciates the absurdity of the genre and prefers their ironic commentary delivered in supreme comfort.
For the Discerning Fan’s Relaxation Arc.
Without the hood for a cleaner silhouette, this crewneck sweatshirt offers versatile, laid-back style. Perfect for long reading sessions, casual hangouts, or when you want to rep deep-cut fandom humor in a subtle, ultra-comfortable way.
Product Highlights:
• Premium Fleece Interior: Features a soft, brushed fabric for exceptional warmth and comfort.
• Classic Crewneck Design: A clean, timeless silhouette ideal for easy layering.
• Durable Graphic Print: High-quality application that maintains its bold, darkly humorous statement.
• Relaxed Unisex Fit: Cut for a comfortable, easy feel during any activity or marathon relaxation session.
Sometimes the best adventures begin with a questionable suggestion and a premium sweatshirt.
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 | 23 ½ |
| M | 28 | 21 | 24 |
| L | 29 | 23 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 25 | 24 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 ½ | 24 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 | 24 |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 | 59.7 |
| M | 71.1 | 53.3 | 61 |
| L | 73.7 | 58.4 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 63.5 | 61 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 67.3 | 61 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 71.1 | 61 |
GPSR & Additional Information
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country, or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Product information: Premium Sweatshirt | Cotton Heritage M2480
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Materials:
- 100% cotton face
- 65% cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
Made in: Pakistan
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates level requirements.
Traceability:
- Weaving—Pakistan
- Dyeing—Pakistan
- Manufacturing—Pakistan
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Care & Maintenance
To keep your Sweatshirt looking as vibrant as possible, please follow the Care Instructions below.
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron the printed or embroidered areas
- Do not steam, or dry: low heat
- Do not dry-clean
Size & Fit
Please refer to the Size Chart in the Description for a better understanding.
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.
Teleportation
We strive to teleport your order as soon as possible after receiving it.
US: Your products will reach you within 2-7 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over $69+ (USD)
CA: Your products will reach you within 10-30 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over $200 (CAD)
UK/EU: Your products will reach you within 10-30 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over £160 (GBP) or €190 (EUR)
AUS: Your products will reach you within 10-30 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over $300 (AUD)
Rest of the World: Your products will reach you within 10-30 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over $269 (USD)
Teleportation is available for almost all countries worldwide. Please refer to the Teleportation price at checkout for the current rates.
Returns & Exchanges
We want every order to arrive in perfect condition. If something isn’t right, here’s how we can help.
Returns & Exchanges
- Returns or exchanges are accepted within 14 days of delivery.
- Items must be unused, unwashed, and in original condition.
- Digital Products are not eligible for returns, refunds, or exchanges.
- Custom/personalized items may not be eligible unless damaged or defective.
- U.S. orders enjoy FREE returns and exchanges.
- For all other regions, return shipping costs are the buyer’s responsibility.
- We are not responsible for return packages that are lost or damaged during transit. Refunds will not be issued for such cases.
Refunds
- Refunds are issued once the returned item is received and inspected.
- Shipping fees (if any) are non-refundable.
- Damaged, defective, or incorrect items qualify for a replacement, refund, or store credit—usually without needing to return the product.
When Receiving Your Package (Important)
To help us assist you quickly:
- Inspect your package as soon as it arrives.
- If the package looks damaged, take photos or an unboxing video.
- Keep all packaging materials until the issue is resolved.
- Report issues promptly for smoother processing.
Need Help?
Read our Return & Refund Policy for more details. For returns or support, Message Us with your order number.