Black hoodie with a funny text 'I'm Not Ignoring You, I'm Reading a New Chapter' on a white background

I'm Not Ignoring You, I'm Reading the New Chapter Classic Hoodie

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$39.25 USD
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Black hoodie with a funny text 'I'm Not Ignoring You, I'm Reading a New Chapter' on a white background

I'm Not Ignoring You, I'm Reading the New Chapter Classic Hoodie

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$39.25 USD
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Your Official Uniform for Deep-Dive Reading Sessions.

The world can wait—your new chapter can't. This classic hoodie upgrades the iconic reader's excuse with cozy, functional comfort. Designed for those truly immersive moments when your focus is locked and your notifications are off, it's the perfect layer for manga marathons, manhwa binges, or defending your reading time from all interruptions.

Engineered for Uninterrupted Immersion.
With its adjustable hood and front pocket, this pullover is built for legendary reading sessions. Tune out distractions, get comfortable, and let the clean, bold typography across your chest say everything you need to. It’s a witty signal to fellow fans that you're currently in another world.

Product Highlights:
• Classic Hoodie Utility: Features an adjustable drawstring hood and a roomy front pocket.
• Bold, Direct Typography: Clear, graphic text that states your priority with humor.
• Mid-Weight Comfort: Cozy, durable fabric perfect for long periods of focused reading.
• Relaxed Unisex Fit: Designed for all-day comfort whether you're tackling one chapter or twenty.

Your focus is non-negotiable. Your comfort is a priority.

 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
4XL 33 32
5XL 34 34
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8
M 71.1 55.9
L 73.7 61
XL 76.2 66
2XL 78.7 71.1
3XL 81.3 76.2
4XL 83.8 81.3
5XL 86.4 86.4

GPSR & Additional Information

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country, or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Product information: Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Materials:

  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester

Fabric Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Made in: Nicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador

Traceability:
- Knitting — Honduras, Bangladesh
- Dyeing — Honduras, Bangladesh
- Manufacturing — Nicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium, and phthalates level requirements.

Care & Maintenance

To keep your Hoodie looking as vibrant as possible, please follow the Care Instructions below.

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Do not iron the printed or embroidered areas
  • Do not steam, or dry: low heat
  • Do not dry-clean
Size & Fit

Please refer to the Size Chart in the Description for a better understanding.

Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.

Teleportation 

We strive to teleport your order as soon as possible after receiving it.

US: Your products will reach you within 2-7 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over $69+ (USD)

CA: Your products will reach you within 10-30 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over $200 (CAD)

UK/EU: Your products will reach you within 10-30 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over £160 (GBP) or €190 (EUR)

AUS: Your products will reach you within 10-30 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over $300 (AUD)

Rest of the World: Your products will reach you within 10-30 business days. Free Teleportation is unlocked for orders over $269 (USD)

Teleportation is available for almost all countries worldwide. Please refer to the Teleportation price at checkout for the current rates.

Returns & Exchanges

We want every order to arrive in perfect condition. If something isn’t right, here’s how we can help.

Returns & Exchanges

  • Returns or exchanges are accepted within 14 days of delivery.
  • Items must be unused, unwashed, and in original condition.
  • Digital Products are not eligible for returns, refunds, or exchanges.
  • Custom/personalized items may not be eligible unless damaged or defective.
  • U.S. orders enjoy FREE returns and exchanges.
  • For all other regions, return shipping costs are the buyer’s responsibility.
  • We are not responsible for return packages that are lost or damaged during transit. Refunds will not be issued for such cases.

Refunds

  • Refunds are issued once the returned item is received and inspected.
  • Shipping fees (if any) are non-refundable.
  • Damaged, defective, or incorrect items qualify for a replacement, refund, or store credit—usually without needing to return the product.

When Receiving Your Package (Important)

To help us assist you quickly:

  • Inspect your package as soon as it arrives.
  • If the package looks damaged, take photos or an unboxing video.
  • Keep all packaging materials until the issue is resolved.
  • Report issues promptly for smoother processing.

Need Help?

Read our Return & Refund Policy for more details. For returns or support, Message Us with your order number.

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